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Seasons Greetings

To All,
May the Spirit of Christmas Be With You and Happiness Be Yours Throughout
the Coming Year!
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2001!

Sincerely,
Khadi
 

Chad_Anderson

Active Member
Please read the letter from my lawyers in reference to
this message.

SEASONAL GREETING:
From us (“the wishor”) to you (“hereinafter called the
wishee”) Please
accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our
best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible,
politically correct, low
stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of
the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable
traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of
your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions
at all... and a
financially successful, personally fulfilling and
medically uncomplicated
recognition of the onset of the generally accepted
calendar year 2001, but
with due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures or sects, and
having regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious
faith, choice of computer platform or dietary
preference of the wishee.

By accepting this greeting you are bound by these
terms that-
a) This greeting is subject to further clarification
or withdrawal.
b) This greeting is freely transferable provided that
no alteration shall be made to the original greeting
and that the proprietary rights of the wishor are
acknowledged.
c) This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to
actually implement any
of the wishes.
d) This greeting may not be enforceable in certain
jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not
be binding upon certain wishees in certain
jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion
of the wishor.
e) This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably
may be expected within the usual application of good
tidings, for a period of one year or until the
issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever
comes first.
f) The wishor warrants this greeting only for the
limited replacement of
this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wishor.
g) Any references in this greeting to “the Lord”,
“Father Christmas”, “Our
Savior”, or any other festive figures, whether actual
or fictitious, dead
or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from
them in respect of this
greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced
third party names and
images are hereby acknowledged.

Happy Holidays, and see you all here next year on the
OneWorld front line.

P.S. Sorry for the joke, it just seem to fit here
after this year of JDE fun and excitement.


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Chad Anderson
JD Edwards OneWorld Advisor/Firefighter
Generac Portable Products L.L.C.

OneWorld B733.1 SP 7.1
AS/400 Enterprise Server
Windows NT SQL 7.0 Deployment Server

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Chad Anderson
Generac Portable Products L.L.C.
B733.1 AS400 Ent NT SQL Deploy
 
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